Things that don't mix well

Wind & Veg

The allotment has been suffering from last week's high winds and my crops are starting to dwindle.

3 Year old boys and buses


I thought it would be a treat to get on a bus into town.  It wasn't! "George, Please don't roll up and down the aisle with your new dinosaur dressing gown on" "Please don't swing on the hand bars" "Stop pressing the buzzer 10 times". Maybe he can go on a bus again one day. With his mates. When he's 18.